Watch Horror, Play Bingo, Don’t Die.
Bad news, gang. The rich kids across the lake are trying to buy our beloved Camp Horror and turn it into a parking lot for their snooty camp. I mean, sure Camp Horror is a literal death trap, stalked by the murderous Sack Lunch Slasher, but we can’t let this happen. Your remaining counselors are hosting a special Save Camp Horror event, where members of the community (who haven’t been fed into a woodchipper) can come play Bingo while watching the AGFA Horror Trailer Show. A needle through the eye could be what you need to win one of the campy record prize packages from Ear Candy Music. Save Camp Horror before you save yourselves!
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