THE VELOCIPASTOR

Showings

Ped Mall -Scene 1 Wed, Aug 14 10:00 PM
Event Info
Dialogue:Skype conversation with director Brendan Steere after the screening!
Series Info
Series:Late Shift at the Grindhouse
Film Info
Rating:Not Rated
Runtime:75 minutes
Director:Brendan Steere (Animosity)
Year Released:2018
Production Country:USA
China
Language:English

Description

Wednesdays get weird when Late Shift hosts Ross Meyer, Joe Derderian and Aaron Holmgren dig up low-budget b-movies, horror and gore-fests, and camp classics for your viewing pleasure. Buy your ticket and take a ride in our Time Machine! Punch in and earn a bonus! $3 Big Grove Boomtown Ale tallboys and $2 small popcorn! PLUS -- special custom trash trailer reel curated by Ross with cheap swag and prize giveaways!

"This is a film you need to watch with as many friends as possible." - Steve Kopian, UnseenFilms.net

"This might just be the single greatest achievement in the entire history of cinema." - Marc Morin, TwoOhSix.com

"The VelociPastor is that rare gem - a parody pastiche that works, and that provides laughs instead of groans - I am not giving my recommendation lightly." - Joseph Perry, ThatsNotCurrent.com

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. Priest + Dinosaur = Victory.

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